The Last Canadian Penny

Was minted today.  I suppose now
                the nickel will be the smallest denominator of value.

So, it’s a nickel for your thoughts.  Or
                                maybe more.  Perhaps, $1.98 + HST
and because thoughts are so fragile, there is
a service plan.

For an extra $6.97 (plus HST), there is the thought warranty.
If
                a thought falls apart within the first three days of use,
return it for a complete refund,
                                                                and 50% off the next brainstorm.

Be creative
                                in a worry-free atmosphere — be

creative.  And profit.